My RLC Journal and the pick up lines!

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The Pickup lines and Pms

I thought it could be fun standing in the street for a couple of hours. And count how many pms and pickup lines there I and people in general would get..

Its amazing what you read when you are on RLC. "Someone want sex" "who wants to fuck" I think we all have heard them all hehe.. and so on. Its like people dont even think about the avatars they meet arent just avatars but real persons like them selfs. And I dont actually think that many of them dared saying in Real life what they say on RLC.

It could be fun walking up to a complete stranger in the Real world saying "hey want to have sex" I bet that the way it would go from there is directly to a mental intitution in lock up. But the thought is funny to think about anyway.

Well after standing there in a hour a new guy came in and like the majority of the new comming people, still with a green name tag on his head and not scared of inviting to sex.

I took him in to a PM with me and asked if he would do the same as he did in here.. Asking for sex like that to completely strangers? He said he would never dream of doing that.. I asked him then why do you do it here.. The answer I got was, this is just a game..

I told him about RLC and all the people he could meet here. I told him that just like him there was people behind the other avatars. I told him about how people often came to meet wonderfull friends in here. That the social part of RLC was just as big as the sex was.

He was shocked he had absolutely no idea, he came on thinking this was sex and everyone there had the same thing in mind. Getting laid.

Then I started to talking to more of those new green members that came with the only thing in mind Sex. I took them in to a private and asked them the same. I wanted to see what they was thinking. Some got rude cause I wanted to talk and not to have sex, others told me that they thought it was a good way to get laid when they didnt have a girl or boyfriend. And stroking them selfs was beginning to be borring.  Others just as the first guy didnt have any idea that you also had alot of other choices in RLC.
Others was really open and started to tell about their Real life about having a hard time finding the special one, and they really didnt know how to do that. And I said that it wasnt he way in here either. But being polite, getting to know people and makeing frineds was a good way if you wanted to get laid on RLC.

Then I took it a step forward. Waited to see how many guys would hit on me, when I was just standing there. I didnt have to stand there for so long before the first PM went in. "Hey how are you, are you up to some fun" What kinda of fun? Well you know you and me hitting it? No not really.

And it keept on one after the other wanted some fun and everytime I asked them what fun was.. It was sex. I know alot of other different ways to have fun.. But this was not the case this time. I also had other more direct people saying hey want to go to a room? No I didnt want to go to a room but atleast they where direct hehe..

Then there was 2 guys who made a conversation lasting for about 5 minutes, asking where I was from, how I was doing, How long I had been here, before asking me about what I looked like and if i would join them in a room..

Anyway after spending 2 hours on the street the score looked like this

There was more than 20 pickup lines in RLC general.

TOP 10 pick up lines for the night was.

1. Want sex
2. Someone suck me
3. Fuck me
4. Want me to lick you
5. Your mouth on my dick
6. Want to go to a room
7. Who wants to fuck
8. Lick my pussy
9. Someone do me
10.You look good lets fuck

After standing on the street waiting for hits for 45 minutes.

I had no more than 11 asking me in all kinds of ways if I wanted to have sex with them.

This is how the score looked.

2 was polite and made a 5 min conversation.
5 was just asking if I wanted to have some fun, and when i asked them what fun was, it was sex.
3 went directly and asked me to a room.
1 told me I looked like I needed to get fucked till I no longer could stand. And that he would be the man to do it.. (I had to tell him that he wasnt and that I had what I needed:P)

Hugs and see you out there

Kimmie